Points whoring tactics

List your point whoring techniques here! I'll update the list

Chop that wood!
Everyone knows this. Grab a worker hat and whore up that ore!

Baptism
Grab yourself a priest friend and dive into the water. Don't forget to heal ;] (Note: You can do this with three people but it's really, really hard haha)

Feed me caaaaake!
Host a small, friends-only RTP on Coco Cliffs. Grab a worker hat and build the bridge. Go back and grab an offensive class (I like warrior for the WSG). Go and grab the princess, capture the middle outpost and go up right to the top. Feed her cake for 20 minutes or so, you should have about 7000 points ;]

Is it a good idea to make this public?

I go to Sugar Cove and stick the princess in the middle island at the bottom. There's like 3-4 cake spawning points there.

This is more for when you want to unlock your get fabulous items quicker - I know people who come on this forum would never do this during an actual game

And the reason I use Coco cliff is because if the bot isn't a worker, he can't get up and bother you. He'll just stand by the bottom outpost waiting for you to move

Lol, I have to kill the bot every minute or so. I'll have to check out your idea.

Host a 1 v 1 match online. Let's say you're on the Blue team. Don't build the doors, but grab the Blue Princess from the dungeon. Return her to the throne for massive points.

When the bot grabs one of the Princesses, kill the bot for points then return the Princess for more points. It may be better to hold onto the Princess from the enemy team, so that the bot goes for the Princess in the throne. You get 300 points each time you return the Princess to the throne, but only if she's stolen past the castle walls.

I have problems with this, in that some bots are freakin' dumb haha. There's nothing more annoying than trying to lure a priest into your base when all he REALLY wants to do is kill you.

Actually, this only really happens on Coco Cliffs. But it's frickin' annoying anyway haha.

i've been playing a full game of soccer and burning the hell outta some bots. 3000 to 5000 each game (unless lakers joins in and trys to stop me!)

Yeah you can rack up a ton of points in soccer if you grab a hat that can AOE. Priest and Mage basically haha.

Here is what I have done, in order to get enough points on my clan account to change my outfit. I play a single player RTP game on easy, put it on Coco Cliffs, grab a priest hat and sit in my own castle. Then I start to heal someone, and as I am doing so, I hit the PS button in the middle of my controller. My priest will continue to give rings to respawning bots without me having to lift a finger. Your character will continue to do whatever it was that you were doing when you hit the PS button.

At this point, I can put the controller down, turn off the TV, and go to bed. When I wake up, I will have amassed thousands of points, at which point I will quickly save the princess and end the game. This isn't exactly a fool-proof method, but when it works, it works extremely well. I have tried this on every level, and Coco Cliffs is the only one that I've had luck with. If you try other levels, one of the teams ends up winning, but not on Coco Cliffs (not usually anyway). It does happen on occasion, but more often than not, the game will continue forever. One problem that I've encountered is that sometimes a stupid bot will just stand still with his thumb up his butt, so you end up healing the same bot for hours on end, but generally speaking, it's a good, easy way to rack up serious points.

I think I am the only person who has ever done this (at least I haven't ever heard of anyone ever doing anything like this), but I don't mind sharing it with you guys.

Doesn't the game just end by points eventually?

Don't think so. There is no time limit. I've only done it for a few hours at a time (I don't sleep much).

Oooooooooh you said single player, lol gotcha.

Wait, points you get in single player mode count towards actual points? Does this include gladiate or not? Because you can get like 15,000 points in a relatively small amount of time by just doing your favourite gladiate over and over

Raxo's method

There's better ways but this is one of the best ones.

Just set up a 2 player game in Black Forest against a bot.

Go grab his princess and rescue her and let him rescue yours.

Don't build doors.

Now the bot as any class except worker (kill a worker with as soon as he appears and suicide in the water if you pick up any hat) will keep coming to grab her.

He'll always take the same route out of the throne room by jumping into the little tower with the fire torch. You can slap the princess out of his hands there and walk her back to the throne for 300 points. You also get a bunch of points for slapping and killing the princess holder with slaps.

If you have the patience to this for 45 minutes over and over you can get around 31,000 points. It's boring but effective.